Episodes
S1 E1 Sending Our Love
Elle has a plan to help out American relations with the "Muslim World" - if only Kamal would get on board already.
S1 E2 The Confession (Part 1)
Catholic Elle and Muslim Kamal have marital advice for their best friends, but maybe no one should be listening to them - ever.
S1 E3 The Confession (Part 2)
Elle and Kamal continue to resolve problems the way God intended for good Catholics and Muslims - until Kamal discovers the Catholics have an out.
S1 E4 The Confession (Part 3)
After Elle's confession, Kamal decides Father Bobby shouldn't be doling out forgiveness until he hears his side of the story, or - as Kamal likes to call it - "the truth."
S1 E6 Drinking Games (Part 2)
Kamal discovers the benefits of getting his American wife drunk.
S1 E7 Drinking With The Goldfarbs
Muslim Kamal and Catholic Elle go to a Jewish wedding and realize their faiths have been missing out.
S1 E8 The Fashion Statement (Part 1)
American Elle thinks there are certain things her Pakistani Muslim husband just can't say - but she'll say them.
S1 E9 The Fashion Statement (Part 2)
American Catholic Elle is perfectly comfortable with her outfit - but her Pakistani Muslim husband, Kamal, is not.
S1 E10 Mother's Day (Part 1)
Elle and Kamal are inviting you over for brunch - with the in-laws!
S1 E11 Mother's Day (Part 2)
Elle convinces Kamal that lying to get out of a boring Independence Day barbecue is as American as apple pie.
S1 E12 Mother's Day (Part 3)
When dealing with in-laws, married couples need to know the art of compromise. They also need to develop quick reflexes.
S1 E13 Mother's Day (Part 4)
Elle and Kamal's moms negotiate a peace treaty at the only Mothers' Day brunch approved by the U.N. (OK, maybe "approved" is a strong word).
S1 E14 Simka (Part 1)
When Kamal fails to include her in his Friday night plans, Elle literally "makes" some new friends to fill the hours. This couldn't possibly backfire, right?
S1 E15 Simka (Part 2)
Kamal likes Elle's new hobby until it becomes frustrating - very, very frustrating.
S2 E1 The Karate Lesson (Part 1)
When Kamal opens up about his secret passion, he also opens himself up to Elle's ridicule...and inevitable meddling.
S2 E2 The Karate Lesson (Part 2)
Against his wishes, Elle invades Kamal's karate dojo and finds his prowess...surprising.
S2 E3 What The Goat Started (Part 1)
Kamal's choice of sandwich meat leads Elle to hastily enter a contest of wills with her brother.
S2 E4 What The Goat Started (Part 2)
When Kamal can't peacefully mediate a disgusting eating contest between Elle and her brother, dirty tricks make a pretty good Plan B.
S2 E5 When Everybody Met Sally (Part 1)
Elle refuses to get all jealous just because Kamal made a new friend...a very pretty new friend...who shares all his interests...Okay, maybe she should rethink that jealousy thing.
S2 E6 When Everybody Met Sally (Part 2)
Elle agrees that Sally's trouble and sets out to crush Kamal's new friendship...but it's not as easy as she thought.
S2 E7 When Everybody Met Sally (Part 3)
Elle bends the rules (and maybe a vow or two) to get Sally away from Kamal.
S2 E8 The Emails (Part 1)
Kamal finds something shocking on Elle's computer. She had better start 'splainin'.
S2 E9 The Emails (Part 2)
After he finds her secret emails, Elle will do anything to make it up to Kamal. ANYTHING.
S2 E10 The Emails (Part 3)
Elle makes some last-ditch efforts to earn Kamal's forgiveness...but what the heck does he want, anyway? Maybe she needs help from a "friend."
S2 E11 Inspired by Sandy and Some Other B*tches (Part 1)
Kamal's efforts at hurricane preparedness are getting on Elle's last nerve. Obviously, the only way to restore balance to their home is for her to annoy him right back.
S2 E12 Inspired By Sandy & Other B*tches (Part 2)
Elle finds out that hurricanes - and women - make men like Kamal do desperate things.
S3 E1 And I'm Not Ashamed To Say It (Part 1)
Kamal has been keeping a secret from his best friend for fifteen years, and Elle thinks it's time to come clean.
S3 E2 And I'm Not Ashamed To Say It (Part 2)
Worried that he hurt his friend by keeping a secret from him, Kamal buys into Elle's plan to tell Alex the truth...but how?
S3 E3 And I'm Not Ashamed To Say It (Part 3)
Kamal finally works up he courage to confess his secret to Alex, but some unexpected guests complicate his plans.
S3 E4 And I'm Not Ashamed To Say It (Part 4)
The conclusion of "And I'm Not Ashamed to Say It!" If there is a wrong way to tell someone you love them, it would look like this.
S3 E6 There's No Such Thing As A City Pig (Part 1)
It's a conversation every young couple has. Elle thinks it's time to make an addition to their family, but Kamal needs convincing.
S3 E7 There's No Such Thing As A City Pig (Part 2)
Disappointed they didn't talk about babies in Part 1? Here is the mature, adult conversation about the future that you've been waiting for!
S3 E8 Dear Ellie (Part 1)
Elle's been bored, so she does what any normal person would do: convince a Catholic priest to help her meddle in her brother's love life.
S3 E9 Dear Ellie (Part 2)
As disappointed as Elle is in her brother’s lack of basketball skills, it’s her husband’s lack of poker skills that will do real damage. No worries, though. Elle’s always ready to help.
S3 E10 Dear Ellie (Part 3)
To her husband's horror, Catholic Elle wants to help her Muslim in-laws with their love lives.
S3 E11 Dear Ellie (Part 4)
Elle promises Kamal she'll start minding her own business -and then the world's most dysfunctional couple walks into her living room.
S3 E12 Dear Ellie (Part 5)
Over Kamal's objections, Elle takes her most annoying personality trait to the masses.
About
American Catholic Elle loves pop music, fad diets, Real Housewives, and her Pakistani Muslim husband, Kamal. Kamal loves her right back — as long as she doesn’t interrupt while he’s gaming on his Xbox (or the Play Station, the computer, or the Wii….Well, okay, he would still love her, just not nearly as passionately.). These New Yorkers negotiated all their major theological differences before they married four years ago, but it’s surprising how cultures divide over questions of appropriate movie night attire and toilet-paper buying responsibilities. Also, on the off-chance that they ever agree on something...
Created By: Lindsay Levesque-Alam
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